Here are 10 ways to take your mind off being unhappy. Any one of these or even thinking of one of these will bring back the happiness you desire.

Start an argument with a shy person this will confuse them and get them wondering what they have done wrong. Because they are shy they will let you rant on about whatever you choose to argue about and they will apologise for something they did not do. Taking advantage of someones shy nature will boost your confidence and cheer you up no end. Afterwards of course say you are sorry and that you were only joking, this will make you happy and believe it or not you could actually make they shy person feel more confident about them selves.

Take something that doesn't belong to you and make sure that they see you taking it. When they challenge you about it, fight your case that this belongs to you. Be it a jacket, coat, wallet or phone you choose, what ever you think would be appropriate for the mood you are in. After to-ing and fro~ing a bit give in and give it back and say that you didn't even bring a jacket or what ever the case may be. As you walk away you will feel a lot happier in yourself and you will find yourself smiling for the rest of the day just thinking about it. Even the idea of looking at something and thinking of this you will smile.

Skip the Que and try and get away with it nine times out of ten you will succeed without an argument, you might get a few funny looks but, with your back to them they wont see you laughing. The other time you will meet resistance and an argument, be firm and try and convince them that you are with the person in front. Often tap the person in front and say "I am here with you am I not" the person in front will either say yes or no, to influence a yes out of them give them a sly wink. They couldn't care less who is behind them because they are in front. More often than not they will say yes just to keep the situation from escalating out of control. Even if they say no you can still go to the back of the line laughing at your efforts and as a plus you can watch the faces of the people that you tried to skip as they walk out. See how much they are still pissed off at you and just laugh at them.

Confuse a complete stranger by telling them that you know them or know them from some where. Start naming pubs or places of interest that they may have been in the area. Tell them that they look familiar and you are sure that you saw them from some place. This will get them thinking of where they could have saw you they may say a location and then you pounce on it saying "Yeah that's where it was" and proceed to ask them how have they been since. They will tell you everything they have been doing and where they are likely to be next. This will make you happy about yourself because you have improved your social skills and made a complete fool out of the person you are talking to.

Go into a shop and act completely ignorant about a thing you are looking for. Tell them that you have been sent here by someone else who purchased the same item in the store before. Never tell them the name of the object that is where the ignorance comes in, instead try and describe it to them... For instance a garden sheers describe the two handles and the twirly thing at the top and make up some lie about the use of the item like its for digging holes or pulling weeds. They will bring you different items off the shelves and will be mighty obliging to your requests. Then when you have had enough just ask them the name of the shop and tell them that you have come to the wrong place. As you get outside you will find that the guy is cursing you from a height for wasting his time. This will bring a smile to your face believe me I've done it.

Verbally abuse a teenager make sure they are sixteen or over, abusing anyone younger that this is just stooping low and is just too easy.

Teenagers are a lot sharper and much faster at comebacks with better abuse plus this gives you a far better range of topics that you can use. This is more of a personal test if you can shut him or her up you have won and you will feel much better about yourself if you lose, you will still get a laugh out of the teenagers punch line and this will cheer you up... Remember though never take anything to heart when engaging abuse battles with teenagers because they will not hold back, and as soon as they see they are getting the better of you they will claim victory and just abuse you into the ground.

Engage a shop assistant with an item you would like to purchase, place it on the counter and when they ring it up tell them you have forgot your wallet. Pretend to search through your pockets for the wallet, because they have rang it through and probably need a supervisor to void it you might get it for a cheaper price. Say the item is $2 and you may have $1.50 in change in your pocket, wait for him to call the supervisor over. When the supervisor arrives at the register say "hang on I have some change here" they both will look at you, as you pull your hand from your pocket open it in clear view and proceed to count it. As you give them the result they would more likely than not give it to you for the $1.50 to save the hassle of taking it off the system. You escape with your wallet in tact and an item for less. This would cheer anybody up..

Forget about your personality concentrate on the others that surround you. You will find that there are people that are worse off than you, no matter how unhappy you feel remember that somewhere there is some one that is less happy than you. To do this you will have to go to a highly populated area to better your chances of finding that some one that is unhappier than you. Look around and pick out faults in people that pass you by. You will find yourself a lot happier than most out there. Try and figure out by looking at people what they are doing or what they have done, your amusement in you will come up with great funny stories that will cheer you up. Its not nice to laugh at others people misfortunes but its better to be not nice and be happy than to be polite and unhappy.. After all being nice is what got you in this mess in the first place.

Give somebody the wrong directions to a destination, as they drive off you will feel much better about yourself knowing that you have after sending somebody else off on a wild goose chase. Just make sure you give yourself enough time to get away from the scene if they are to return. They always come back to where they got the directions from. You can hide if you still feel unhappy, and wait for them to return and watch them ask somebody else. This works great with truck drivers delivering goods to a shop or pizza deliveries.

You could just snap out of it and realise that you just can't be happy in the state of mind that you are in. That you are going to have to do something fun and exciting to lift your spirit. The key to happiness is just forget about what is dragging you down and focus on what makes you happy. Any one of these should do the trick.

有10種讓你遠(yuǎn)離不快的方法。有不快樂或認(rèn)為自己不快樂的人。這幾種方法都能讓你找回想要的快樂。

1.      和害羞的人爭論，把他們搞糊涂，讓他們不知道自己做錯了什么。因?yàn)樗麄兒π撸�所以隨便你爭論什么，他們都聽之任之而且還會為他們實(shí)際并沒做的事道歉。利用人家害羞的性格會提高你的自信，讓你高興不已。當(dāng)然最后你要說抱歉，你只是開個玩笑，這讓你開心，不管你相信與否，你真的可以讓害羞的人對自我更加自信。

2.      拿走并不屬于你的東西，還要讓他們看到是你拿的。他們?nèi)绻�質(zhì)疑你，你就硬說是你的。你拿的可能是夾克、外套、手表或耳機(jī)，不管什么，只要適合你的心情就好。在唇槍舌戰(zhàn)后才罷休，把東西還給別人，說你根本沒有拿。走開的時候你會感到特別開心，這一天接下來的時間只要一想到這事兒，你就會笑容滿面。就算看到某樣別的東西，再聯(lián)想你開的玩笑，你都會笑起來。

3.打一下別人，然后平靜走開，十有八九不發(fā)生爭吵你就會取得成功，你臉上會有搞怪的表情，但因?yàn)楸硨χ�他們，他們都看不到你在笑。有時候你可能會遇到抵抗和爭論，鎮(zhèn)定下來并努力讓他們以為是你前面那個人干的。通常拍一下前面那個人，說“我們倆在這見面啊，不是我”前面那個人可能說對，或者說不是，要他們說對就給他們一個狡黠的眼神。因?yàn)樗麄冊谇懊妫�他們不會不注意身后的人。為了讓情形不失控，多半他們都會說對。即使他們說不對，你仍然可以走到路邊笑自己的努力。另外你還可以觀察你努力對他眨眼的人走開時的表情。看他們還在如何地生你的氣，就這樣取笑他們。

4.告訴一個完全陌生的人說你認(rèn)識他們，或者說你在哪里見過他們，這會讓他們丈二和尚摸不著頭腦。比如說幾個他們?nèi)ミ^的酒吧或這個地方的名勝古跡。告訴他們看起來很眼熟，你們確實(shí)在哪里見過。這就會讓他們努力去想你們在哪里見過，然后說很出一個地方，這時候你就可以說“對，就是那里”，進(jìn)一步問他們那以后可好。他們就會告訴你他們做的事情和接下來的情況。這會讓你很開心，因?yàn)槟闾岣吡俗约旱纳缃荒芰Γ�還讓跟你說話的人成了完完全全的傻子。

5.走進(jìn)店里，裝著完全沒看到你正要找的東西。告訴他們別人引介你到這里來買東西，那個人先前也在這里買過。千萬別告訴他們你假裝沒看見的那個東西的名字，而是努力裝著對他們描述……比如說把花園的三腳架描述成兩個把手，在頂部有旋轉(zhuǎn)的東西，亂說一通這個東西的用處，比如挖洞或拔草。他們聽過后會從架子上給你拿來不同的東西，而且非常感謝你的需求。等折騰的差不多的時候再問他們店子叫什么來著，等他們說出店名，你就說走錯地方了。你走出店門的時候你會發(fā)現(xiàn)給你介紹的那個家伙正罵你浪費(fèi)他的時間。這會讓你臉上添笑，相信我，因?yàn)槲揖妥鲞^這樣的事。

6.臭罵16歲或大一些的年輕人，臭罵年紀(jì)小的人只是小菜一碟兒，太簡單了。年輕人火氣重，反應(yīng)快，他們會用厲害的話來罵你，這恰巧讓你借題發(fā)揮，痛罵開去。這是一個更個人的測試，如果你能讓他或她閉嘴你就贏了，你自我感覺會好得多。如果你沒能讓他們閉嘴，年輕人的連珠妙語也會讓你哈哈大笑，讓你興高采烈……不過要記住一旦加入和年輕人的臭罵大戰(zhàn)，千萬別往心里去，因?yàn)樗麄兒敛煌丝s，不會抑制自己，口無遮攔，一旦他們占上風(fēng)，他們就會宣告勝利，盡情的罵死你。

7.用一件你準(zhǔn)備買的東西來折騰店員。將東西放到柜臺上，等他們掃描后，告訴他們你忘了帶錢包。假裝翻遍口袋找錢包，因?yàn)橐呀?jīng)掃描，可能需要管理員來取消這筆交易，你就能以一個便宜的價錢買到你要的東西。比如這件東西賣2美元，你可能只需花0.5美元，等他把管理員叫來。等管理員到登記臺的時候說“等等，我這有些零錢”等你從口袋里取出錢包，打開錢包繼續(xù)數(shù)錢，他們可能都會看著你。等你把錢給他們的時候，他們很可能為了減少從系統(tǒng)取消記錄的麻煩就把東西賣給你了。你圓滑地拿著錢包溜走，還有花很少錢拿到手的東西。這可能會讓每個人都喝彩……

8.忘卻自己，關(guān)注周圍的人。你會發(fā)現(xiàn)有人情況比你更糟，不管你有多么的不開心，要記得別的地方有個人比你更不開心。要這樣你就得到人很多的地方去找比你更不開心的那個人。四下觀望，挑從你身邊走過的人身上的毛病。你會發(fā)現(xiàn)你必那里絕大部分的人開心多了。看他們現(xiàn)在和已經(jīng)做的事，找到他們的毛病，你的消遣和那些讓你興奮的特有趣的故事就會上演了。嘲笑不幸的人不厚道，但比不開心好，開心比禮貌和不開心好……畢竟開心讓你擺脫消沉的最好辦法。

9.給別人指錯路等他們離去的時候你會好受得多，因?yàn)槟阒�道你把別人引到一個荒郊野外。但要確保你有足夠的時間逃離現(xiàn)場以防他們回來的時候碰上你。他們通常會回到別人給他們指路的地方。如果你還不開心你可以藏起來，等他們回來，看他們問別的人。這一招對火車司機(jī)送貨到商店或送比薩的人非常靈。

10.你可以停止抱怨，明白你只是在現(xiàn)在的心境下無法開心。所以你需要去做一些有趣的、讓你興奮的事情，這樣讓你振作起來。快樂的秘訣是忘了折騰你的事情，專注于讓你開心的事情。這些招數(shù)中的每一招都可以達(dá)到目的。