There are some things in this world that will never be forgotten, this week's 40th anniversary of the moon landingMoore's Law and our ever-increasing quest for simpler, smaller, faster and better widgets and thingamabobs will always ensure that some of the technology we grew up with will not be passed down the line to the next generation of geeks. for one. But
That is, of course, unless we tell them all about the good old days of modems and typewriters, slide rules and encyclopedias …
Audio-Visual Entertainment
Inserting a VHS tape into a VCR to watch a movie or to record something.
Super-8 movies and cine film of all kinds.
Playing music on an audio tape using a personal stereo. See what happens when you give a Walkman to today's teenager.
The number of TV channels being a single digit. I remember it being a massive event when Britain got its fourth channel.
Standard-definition, CRT TVs filling up half your living room.
Rotary dial televisions with no remote control. You know, the ones where the kids were the remote control.
High-speed dubbing.
8-track cartridges.
Vinyl records. Even today's DJs are going laptop or CD.
Betamax tapes.
MiniDisc.
Laserdisc: the LP of DVD.
Scanning the radio dial and hearing static between stations. (Digital tuners + HD radio b0rk this concept.)
Shortwave radio.
3-D movies meaning red-and-green glasses.
Watching TV when the networks say you should. Tivo and Sky+ are slowing killing this one.
That there was a time before 'reality TV.'
Photo credit: smin via flickr
Computers and Videogaming
Wires. OK, so they're not gone yet, but it won't be long
The scream of a modem connecting.
The buzz of a dot-matrix printer
5- and 3-inch floppies, Zip Discs and countless other forms of data storage.
Using jumpers to set IRQs.
DOS.
Terminals accessing the mainframe.
Screens being just green (or orange) on black.
Tweaking the volume setting on your tape deck to get a computer game to load, and waiting ages for it to actually do it.
Daisy chaining your SCSI devices and making sure they've all got a different ID.
Counting in kilobytes.
Wondering if you can afford to buy a RAM upgrade.
Blowing the dust out of a NES cartridge in the hopes that it'll load this time.
Turning a PlayStation on its end to try and get a game to load.
Joysticks.
Having to delete something to make room on your hard drive.
Booting your computer off of a floppy disk.
Recording a song in a studio.
Photo credit: ghbrett via flickr
The Internet
NCSA Mosaic.
Finding out information from an encyclopedia.
Using a road atlas to get from A to B.
Doing bank business only when the bank is open.
Shopping only during the day, Monday to Saturday.
Phone books and Yellow Pages.
Newspapers and magazines made from dead trees.
Actually being able to get a domain name consisting of real words.
Filling out an order form by hand, putting it in an envelope and posting it.
Not knowing exactly what all of your friends are doing and thinking at every moment.
Carrying on a correspondence with real letters, especially the handwritten kind.
Archie searches.
Gopher searches.
Concatenating and UUDecoding binaries from Usenet.
Privacy.
The fact that words generally don't have num8er5 in them.
Correct spelling of phrases, rather than TLAs.
Waiting several minutes (or even hours!) to download something.
The time before botnets/security vulnerabilities due to always-on and always-connected PCs
The time before PC networks.
When Spam was just a meat product - or even a Monty Python sketch.
Photo credit: Chris Devers via flickr
Gadgets
Typewriters.
Putting film in your camera: 35mm may have some life still, but what about APS or disk?
Sending that film away to be processed.
Having physical prints of photographs come back to you.
CB radios.
Getting lost. With GPS coming to more and more phones, your location is only a click away.
Rotary-dial telephones.
Answering machines.
Using a stick to point at information on a wallchart
Pay phones.
Phones with actual bells in them.
Fax machines.
Vacuum cleaners with bags in them.
Photo credit: ansik via flickr
Everything Else
Taking turns picking a radio station, or selecting a tape, for everyone to listen to during a long drive.
Remembering someone's phone number.
Not knowing who was calling you on the phone.
Actually going down to a Blockbuster store to rent a movie.
Toys actually being suitable for the under-3s.
LEGO just being square blocks of various sizes, with the odd wheel, window or door.
Waiting for the television-network premiere to watch a movie after its run at the theater.
Relying on the 5-minute sport segment on the nightly news for baseball highlights.
Neat handwriting.
The days before the nanny state.
Starbuck being a man.
Han shoots first.
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father." But they've already seen episode III, so it's no big surprise.
Kentucky Fried Chicken, as opposed to KFC.
Trig tables and log tables.
"Don't know what a slide rule is for …"
Finding books in a card catalog at the library.
Swimming pools with diving boards.
Hershey bars in silver wrappers.
Sliding the paper outer wrapper off a Kit-Kat, placing it on the palm of your hand and clapping to make it bang loudly. Then sliding your finger down the silver foil to break off the first finger
A Marathon bar (what a Snickers used to be called in Britain).
Having to manually unlock a car door.
Writing a check.
Looking out the window during a long drive.
Roller skates, as opposed to blades.
Cash.
Libraries as a place to get books rather than a place to use the internet.
Spending your entire allowance at the arcade in the mall.
Omni Magazine
A physical dictionary - either for spelling or definitions.
When a 'geek' and a 'nerd' were one and the same.
My thanks go out to all of my fellow GeekDads for their contributions to this list.
在這個(gè)世界上,有些事情是永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)被忘記的。但是,這周的登月40周年紀(jì)念,摩爾定律以及我們對(duì)于更簡(jiǎn)單,更小型,更快更好零件等東西的需求將始終確保有些伴隨我們成長(zhǎng)的技術(shù)將永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)傳給下一代的。
當(dāng)然,除非我們告訴他們這些已成為美好時(shí)光的歷史,告訴他們所有關(guān)于調(diào)制解調(diào)器和打字機(jī),計(jì)算尺和百科全書(shū)…
視聽(tīng)娛樂(lè)
1、將錄像帶插入家用錄像機(jī)中看電影或者錄制東西
2、超8電影和各種電影膠片
3、在隨身聽(tīng)上用錄音磁帶放歌。看看當(dāng)你給今天的青少年一個(gè)隨身聽(tīng)會(huì)發(fā)生什么。
4、電視只有一個(gè)頻道。我記得當(dāng)時(shí)英國(guó)開(kāi)通第4個(gè)頻道時(shí)引起了巨大的轟動(dòng)。
5、標(biāo)準(zhǔn)清晰度,CRT電視占據(jù)了客廳的大半空間。
6、沒(méi)有遙控器的旋轉(zhuǎn)撥號(hào)電視機(jī)。你知道的,就是那些用孩子們來(lái)當(dāng)遙控器的電視機(jī)。
7、高速配音
8、8軌錄音帶
9、黑膠唱片。甚至今天的DJ們都是用的筆記本電腦和CD.
10、Beta制大尺寸磁帶
11、微型碟片
12、激光碟片:DVD的密紋唱
13、用收音機(jī)鍵盤(pán)搜索頻道,聽(tīng)到頻道之間的靜電聲。(數(shù)字調(diào)諧器+高清收音機(jī)就是基于這一概念)
14、短波收音機(jī)
15、3D電影和紅綠眼鏡
16、只有當(dāng)信號(hào)允許時(shí)才能收看電視。Tivo和Sky公司正在解決這個(gè)問(wèn)題。
17、真實(shí)電視的產(chǎn)生經(jīng)歷了很長(zhǎng)一段時(shí)間。
計(jì)算機(jī)和視頻游戲
18、線,雖然現(xiàn)在還有,但不久將會(huì)消失。
19、調(diào)制解調(diào)器連接的尖叫聲。
20、點(diǎn)陣式打印機(jī)的吱吱聲。
21、5和3英寸軟盤(pán),壓縮磁盤(pán)盒無(wú)數(shù)其他數(shù)據(jù)儲(chǔ)存形式。
22、使用跳線裝置來(lái)設(shè)置IRQ
23、DOS操作系統(tǒng)
24、終端訪問(wèn)主機(jī)
25、黑屏上只有綠色或者橙色通道。
26、通過(guò)調(diào)整磁帶界面上的音量設(shè)置來(lái)加載游戲,等待暴長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間。
27、串聯(lián)SCSI裝置保證都得到不同的ID
28、以千字節(jié)計(jì)數(shù)
29、買一個(gè)升級(jí)內(nèi)存前得考慮是否買得起
30、吹掉紅白機(jī)卡帶上的灰塵,希望其能夠正常加載。
31、在機(jī)器上弄上一個(gè)游戲站,希望能夠加載游戲。
32、操縱手柄
33、刪掉硬盤(pán)上的東西騰出空間來(lái)
34、從軟盤(pán)上啟動(dòng)你的計(jì)算機(jī)
35、在錄音室里錄歌
互聯(lián)網(wǎng)
36、NCSA瀏覽器
37、從百科全書(shū)中查找資料
38、使用道路地圖集從A到B
39、只有當(dāng)銀行開(kāi)門時(shí)才能辦理業(yè)務(wù)
40、只有在星期一到星期六才能購(gòu)物
41、電話簿和黃頁(yè)本
42、用枯萎的樹(shù)制作的報(bào)紙和雜志
43、得到用實(shí)字組成的域名
44、用手填訂單,裝信封,寄出。
45、不能每時(shí)每刻都了解你的朋友們?cè)谧鍪裁春拖胧裁?/p>
46、使用信件來(lái)通信,尤其是用手寫(xiě)的那種。
47、阿爾奇搜索
48、Gopher搜索
49、從USENET上串聯(lián)和解碼
50、隱私
51、單詞都沒(méi)有數(shù)字在其中
52、糾正詞語(yǔ)的拼寫(xiě),而不是TLA
53、下載東西需要等待數(shù)分鐘(或小時(shí))
54、長(zhǎng)時(shí)間開(kāi)機(jī)和聯(lián)機(jī)將造成僵尸網(wǎng)絡(luò)/安全漏洞
55、電腦網(wǎng)絡(luò)產(chǎn)生之前
56、當(dāng)垃圾郵件只是肉類產(chǎn)品--甚至是巨蟒描述。
小器具
57、打字機(jī)
58、往相機(jī)里裝膠卷:35MM的膠卷還在使用,那APS或者磁盤(pán)呢?
59、將膠卷送去沖洗
60、然后將紙質(zhì)照片送還給你
61、炭黑收音機(jī)
62、迷路。隨著越來(lái)越多的電話擁有了GPS功能,確定你的位置僅僅是按幾下鍵盤(pán)的事情。
63、轉(zhuǎn)盤(pán)撥號(hào)電話
64、答錄機(jī)
65、使用棍子在信息圖上解說(shuō)
66、付費(fèi)電話
67、在背后有鈴鐺的電話
68、傳真機(jī)
69、內(nèi)有袋子的真空吸塵器
其他的東西
70、依次搜索電臺(tái),或者在長(zhǎng)途中為了讓大家有聽(tīng)的東西而去挑選磁帶
71、記某人的電話號(hào)碼
72、不知道誰(shuí)在打你的電話
73、需要去到Blockbuster商店租電影
74、只適合3歲兒童玩耍的玩具
75、LEGO僅僅是平方米大小的區(qū)塊,有陳舊的車輛,窗戶或者門
76、需要等到電影院首映之后才能在電視上看到電影
77、需要靠晚間新聞5分鐘的體育版塊來(lái)了解棒球
78、整齊的書(shū)寫(xiě)
79、保姆國(guó)家之前的日子
80、星巴克是個(gè)男的
81、HAN是第一個(gè)開(kāi)槍的
82、"歐比旺從來(lái)沒(méi)有告訴你的父親怎么了。"但是他們已經(jīng)看到第三季了,所以沒(méi)什么大驚小怪的。
83、肯塔基州炸雞塊,而不是KFC.
84、觸發(fā)器表盒記錄表
85、不知道計(jì)量尺是干什么用的
86、通過(guò)圖書(shū)館的卡片找書(shū)
87、有跳水板的游泳池
88、銀裝素裹的赫爾錫酒吧
89、將KIT-KAT的包裝撕掉,然后將包裝紙放到手里,擊掌,發(fā)出嘭的一聲。然后沿著銀箔紙滑下,抽掉第一個(gè)手指。
90、馬拉松酒吧(在英國(guó)是用來(lái)嘲笑別人)
91、需要手動(dòng)來(lái)開(kāi)車門鎖
92、寫(xiě)支票
93、在開(kāi)長(zhǎng)途車是凝視窗外
94、溜冰鞋而不是刀片
95、現(xiàn)金
96、圖書(shū)館是借書(shū)而不是使用互聯(lián)網(wǎng)的地方
97、在商場(chǎng)里花掉你所有的津貼
98、Omni雜志
99、紙質(zhì)字典---關(guān)于拼寫(xiě)和定義
100、GEEK 和 NERD 是同樣的意思