01.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.
顧客:服務員,我的湯里有只蒼蠅。
服務員:沒關系的,先生。它喝不了多少湯。
02.
Customer: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
Waiter: I’m sorry sir, I didn’t know that you are vegetarian.
顧客:服務員,我的湯里有只蒼蠅。
服務員:對不起,先生。我不知道你是吃素的。
03.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
顧客:服務員,我的湯里有只蒼蠅在游泳。
服務員:你想要我怎么辦,要叫救生員嗎?
04.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes Sir, he is not a very good swimmer.
顧客:服務員,我的湯里有只死蒼蠅。
服務員:知道了,先生。這只蒼蠅不太擅長游泳。
05.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: What do you expect for $1— a live one?
顧客:服務員,我的湯里有只死蒼蠅。
服務員:你一美元還想要什么——要只活的?
06.
Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my soup?
Waiter: I wouldn’t know, Sir. I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
顧客:服務員,我湯里的這只蒼蠅意味著什么?
服務員:我不知道,先生,我是服務員,不是算命的。